The Barn Philosopher
Welcome to The Barn Philosopher—where life’s quirks, curiosities, and occasional absurdities meet thoughtful reflection and a good dose of humor.
Join Shelby and Ridge as they dive into the kinds of conversations that resonate with the modern man: relationships, faith, everyday dilemmas, and those head-scratching questions that make life interesting. Shaped by their Y chromosomes and evolving Catholic faith, these two bring a refreshing, honest, and often hilarious perspective on what it means to navigate today’s world.
From deep dives to light banter, no topic is too big—or too small—for the barn. Whether they’re unpacking life’s complexities or finding meaning in the mundane, you’ll find surprising insight around every corner.
So pour a glass, light a pipe, and enjoy the journey. And if you like what you hear, don’t forget to rate, follow, and share—because every barn door opens a little wider with your support.
Episodes

Dec 22, 2024
Dec 22, 2024
10 min
Welcome to The Barn Philosopher! As the holiday season wraps us in its warmth and cheer, we want to wish you all a joyful and meaningful time, no matter what traditions you celebrate. Whether you’re decking the halls, lighting candles, or just enjoying a little extra time with loved ones, we’re glad you’re spending some of your season with us. Let’s dive into the spirit of the holidays together!
This week on The Barn Philosopher, Shelby and Ridge take a trip down memory lane to reminisce about their favorite Christmas presents of all time. From the thrill of tearing into wrapping paper to the heartfelt memories tied to those special gifts, this episode is all about the joy, nostalgia, and meaning behind holiday surprises.
The hosts dive into what makes a gift truly unforgettable, with Shelby sharing a regrettable decision that might explain why he’s not a fan of “spoiled surprises.” Whether you’re into sentimental keepsakes or flashy gadgets, there’s something in this episode for everyone who cherishes the magic of the season.
So grab some eggnog, get cozy, and join Shelby and Ridge for a festive, heartwarming, and slightly hilarious holiday chat!

Dec 18, 2024
Dec 18, 2024
32 min
This week on The Barn Philosopher, Shelby and Ridge tackle a timeless question: What do you have to offer? From people who only show up when they need something to those who take others for granted, the hosts dive into the give-and-take of relationships and why it’s important to bring something to the table.
Why do some people always expect help but never return the favor? What happens when appreciation is nowhere to be found? With their usual mix of humor and hard truths, Shelby and Ridge explore the value of reciprocity, setting boundaries, and recognizing the people who truly have your back.
Tune in for an episode full of relatable moments, honest reflections, and maybe a little nudge to check in with the ones who’ve always been there for you.

Dec 15, 2024
Dec 15, 2024
15 min
This week’s short on The Barn Philosopher, Shelby and Ridge step into the role of amateur marriage counselors (emphasis on “amateur”) as they share advice for husbands. Drawing from their own experiences, lessons learned, and maybe a few mistakes along the way, they offer practical tips and humorous insights on what’s helped them navigate their marriages.
From communication hacks to the art of saying “yes, dear,” Shelby and Ridge keep it real with plenty of laughs and heartfelt moments. Whether you’re a newlywed, a seasoned husband, or just here for the fun, this episode has something for everyone. Tune in for a lighthearted take on love, compromise, and the never-ending journey of figuring it all out!

Dec 11, 2024
Dec 11, 2024
28 min
This week on The Barn Philosopher, Shelby and Ridge don their country hats to tackle some harsh stereotypes about life in rural America. Are country folks really as clueless as some critics claim, or is there more to the story? The hosts explore the narrative of "country bumpkins" voting for politicians who may not have their best interests at heart, questioning the assumptions and misunderstandings that fuel these critiques.
With their signature blend of humor and thoughtfulness, Shelby and Ridge dive into the complexities of rural life, political choices, and why it’s not as simple as it seems. Whether you’re a city slicker or a proud country dweller, this episode will make you laugh, think, and maybe see things from a fresh perspective. Grab a seat on the porch and join the conversation!

Dec 8, 2024
Dec 8, 2024
19 min
On this week’s short, Shelby and Ridge embark on a wild adventure through Jungle Jim’s International Market in Cincinnati, Ohio—a grocery store so outrageous, it’s practically a theme park. From canned squid to ant cheese and an unexpectedly impressive tobacco selection, no corner of this culinary wonderland is left unexplored.
The trip takes an unexpected twist when Shelby, overwhelmed by the sheer spectacle (or perhaps the squid), passes out mid-conversation. Don’t worry—he’s fine! Ridge steps up to keep the laughter and analysis going in this one-of-a-kind foodie escapade.
Join us for a hilariously chaotic episode packed with bizarre eats, questionable decisions, and the quirky charm of Jungle Jim’s. Grab a snack and tune in—you never know what’s coming next!

Dec 4, 2024
Dec 4, 2024
47 min
This week on The Barn Philosopher, Shelby and Ridge tackle the elusive art of relaxation—or, more accurately, their complete inability to master it. From the never-ending to-do lists to the guilt of “wasting time,” the hosts explore why kicking back feels more stressful than productive.
Is it possible to truly relax when life’s demands are always looming? Can Shelby and Ridge learn to embrace downtime, or will they just turn relaxation into another task? Join the conversation as they share their struggles, swap strategies, and even laugh at their own hyperactive minds.
If you’ve ever found yourself stressing over the idea of relaxing, this episode is for you. Take a breather (if you can), and tune in for some relatable laughs and a dose of laid-back philosophy.

Dec 1, 2024
Dec 1, 2024
15 min
This week on The Barn Philosopher, Shelby and Ridge tackle an age-old question: have we all given up on looking decent in public? From Shelby’s unapologetic love of Crocs to Ridge’s sweatpants habit, the hosts reflect on their own fashion choices (or lack thereof) while arguing that the world might be just a little too comfortable.
Are sweatpants in public a sign of cultural decline, or are they just practical? Can Ridge convince Shelby to ditch his Crocs for something “presentable”? Join the conversation as the duo debates dressing for success, the power of first impressions, and whether we owe the world a bit more effort in how we show up.
Throw on your comfiest outfit and tune in for a lighthearted but thought-provoking episode of The Barn Philosopher!

Nov 27, 2024
Nov 27, 2024
59 min
This week on The Barn Philosopher, Shelby and Ridge dive into the fascinating (and slightly scandalous) world of the Seven Deadly Sins. From Pride to Wrath, they explore what these infamous vices are all about, why they’ve captured humanity’s imagination for centuries, and how they might show up in everyday life.
Are these sins as deadly as they sound, or are they just part of being human? Shelby and Ridge bring their unique blend of humor and curiosity to the table, sharing insights, stories, and maybe even confessing a sin or two.
Whether you’re a curious philosopher or just here for a good laugh, join us for an entertaining exploration of human nature’s darker side!

Nov 24, 2024
Nov 24, 2024
20 min
In this Sunday Short, Ridge and Shelby sit down to dish on all things Thanksgiving. From their favorite holiday foods to the time Shelby suffered through a very questionable oyster dressing, this episode is stuffed with hilarious stories, strong opinions, and a little culinary chaos.
Will Shelby finally defend his controversial stance on canned cranberry sauce? Can Ridge convince anyone that green bean casserole is a top-tier dish? And is swimming in gravy okay?
Join us for an exploration of Thanksgiving traditions, food fails, and why this holiday might just be the ultimate feast for thought. Grab a plate (and maybe skip the oysters) as we serve up some fun on The Barn Philosopher!

Nov 20, 2024
Nov 20, 2024
29 min
This week on The Barn Philosopher, Shelby and Ridge dive into life’s big questions—really big questions. Whose music would tell your story? Does bacon secretly start with a “P”? And most importantly, why would Ridge blind-side his buddy Shelby?
With Shelby a few drinks deep and aggressively devouring cheese, and Ridge doing his best to keep things on track, this episode blends deep thoughts with delightful nonsense. Expect random tangents, surprising insights, and the occasional moment of clarity.
Grab a snack, pour a drink, and join us for a hilariously chaotic journey through life’s most perplexing (and ridiculous) questions. Philosophy has never been this fun—or this cheesy!




